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"Los 'n boodskap na die beep."

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your shit is more frustrating than spanish, man. what does that even mean?

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anyway i need u jude

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v important

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wheres a good spot in johannesburg for beer?

please read this with a snooty accent because that's what it is meant to be read in

[despising]

Leave a message after the beep. Weren't you taught context clues in where-ever it is you're from?

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My name's still Elliot, last time I checked your middle name isn't much better than mine if my memory serves.

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Dunno, go up to the biggest lad you can find and say "Jy's a gam?"

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when there's any fucking context in a language i speak, sure. that could've been telling me to eat shit.

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jude's a better name, im going to use jude

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ok is that one 'eat shit'? that one sounds like 'eat shit'

by clients he means victims

[despising]

My clients call me, I wouldn't tell them to eat shit.

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Okay, Günther, if you insist.

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No, it's "where's the bar?" Such little faith.

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hahahaahhahahahahahaha

clients

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i insist. people are actually named Günther in Germany, you know? its a fucking tragedy

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ok but if i piss someone off and get mobbed, you're responsible for bailing me out of jail when someone's face is set on fire

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Clients. Don't make a mockery of me.

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Isn't that your name?

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I'm not bailing you out of anywhere. If you happen to offend someone's delicate sensibilities with the way you look, or sound, well, that's your fault. I was rather offended when I met you myself.

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sry you do it often enough yourself i figured it was cool, my bad

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nein

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you stole my wallet when you met me, shithead. i'm going to pretend i don't speak english and just shout your name repeatedly until someone calls you.

[despising]

I'm sorry, I can't take your insults very seriously when I read them in your accent.

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Oh, what was it again?

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I borrowed your wallet. I stole your money. But you donated it to a good cause, my continued living - it's a lovely thing really. But I'll be sure to turn my phone off.